I can’t do this real life shit anymore.
Way too stressed to even consider functioning.

I went through my saved email folder and saw my plane ticket emails and my heart has never sunk that low before…
I wish I could go back and do it all over again, but with the mindset that this is how everything was going to turn out…

lolitaspice:

dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio

(via dorky-suave-and-sophisticated)

miucciapet:

android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?

(via sanderrson)